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If your website doesn’t sell, it’s not a website. It’s a brochure.
Let’s be real. Most sites look good but don’t do anything. Ours are built to do one thing: convert.
We design websites that make money, load fast, and plug into your sales machine like a perfectly cut jigsaw piece.
We call them landing pages, people land on your page for one thing: to convert.
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THE CORE TO ANY ONLINE OPERATION
WEBSITES
We would hope by now you have realised, that the core to any established online D2C operation are websites.
They rank on google, establish trust, directly convert, and is the absolute cornerstone to a brand.
But, some brands pay absolute thousands for websites that look absolutely stunning, but simply don't convert. We call them brochures, a lovely looking page, with absolutely no return.
Read more about how you can make a change asap.
Built for CRO
Ad-ready from the jump
Plugged into your CRM and email flows
Typically launched in under 14 days
And fully measured using heatmaps
UPDATED: Friday, September 5 2025
A MESSAGE FOR YOU.
Let’s paint the picture.
We had a client recently join us that just decided to run ads.
Meta. Google. TikTok. They tried every platform.
They spent spend a few hundred. Then a few thousand.
They tweaked the copy, tried new creative, tested three different audiences.
And what happened?
Click-throughs? Not bad.
Add-to-carts? 1 or 2.
Sales? Cold. Dead. Nothing.
They stared at the screen.
And thought:
“Maybe I need a new offer.”
“Maybe it’s the product.”
And lastly, “Maybe I just suck at this.”
Nah. They don’t suck. They just forgot one crucial thing:
👉 If a website can’t sell, nothing else matters.
Let me say that again because it hurts too many founders:
You can’t scale traffic to a site that can’t convert.
It’s like pouring champagne into a cracked glass.
They celebrate the ads. But the revenue leaks out.
Alright lets see here. Bear with us.
Let’s play spot the red flags:
They've got a nice big hero image with no actual offer
The “Shop Now” button scrolls halfway down to... another image
Their product page has 4 bullet points and a lonely button
There’s no urgency. No hooks. No story. No reason to buy now
Worse? It doesn’t load properly on mobile.
Over 88% of conversions occur on mobile.
But their mobile site?
It was like trying to buy a product through a Game Boy screen.
Tiny text. Buttons off-center. The menu opened behind the logo.
And the kicker?
They’d spent $12,400 on it from another agency.
Twelve. Thousand. Dollars.
On what?
A half-baked WordPress template with no real funnel, no post-purchase journey, no up-sells, no tracking, no automation nothing.
Just a few pretty pages.
Built by someone who knew design, but didn’t understand
sales.
And look we’re not here to throw rocks at web designers.
But there’s a difference between a portfolio piece and a profit engine.
This client was told,
“Once your site’s live, you can just start ads and scale.”
They were sold a dream.
What they got was a digital pamphlet with a price tag.
So now they’re $12K deep, stressed, and confused why nothing’s working.
You don’t need more ads.
You need a website that knows how to sell.
A site that converts cold traffic.
So we rebuilt it.
We didn’t start with colours.
We started with why people aren’t buying
Then we:
Rewrote the offer
Restructured the homepage for scroll-flow
Built a real product page with urgency, proof, and upsells
Synced the whole thing to a post-purchase email + SMS flow
Made the mobile version actually... usable
And guess what?
AOV jumped by 18%.
Bounce rate dropped by 40%.
All because we gave the traffic something worth landing on.
GROW DOMESTICALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY.
22X YOUR BRAND*
*we've scaled clients LIKE THIS BEFORE, 22X'D THEIR MRR
With no guesswork, everything we do is laser-focused on profit so your revenue scales at home and abroad.
We work shoulder-to-shoulder with you, keep every line item transparent and treat your business like it’s our own baby.
Our BRAND NEW AI Growth Inspector just dropped, and for the rest of September its FREE for you to use.
The AI provides a 5-step guide, tailored directly for your business. Trained on all of our strategies at The Cultivator, and takes only 3 minutes.
We use AI with every single one of our clients, to stay ahead of competition and have record-fast turnaround times.
WE GET ASKED THESE... FREQUENTLY.
What even is The Cultivator?
A marketing agency... I hope you know that by now. We grow ecom stores, service businesses, and content brands.
Do you offer Facebook Ads? Google Ads? Email? Websites?
Yes. But not like your cousin’s VA does it. We handle everything from full-funnel strategy and creative to technical setups, tracking, automations, and sales systems. We build a machine around your brand.
Why are you different?
We actually give a sh*t. That’s the short version.
The longer version?
Most agencies are built to look good on Zoom calls.
We’re built to win.
No guessing.
No 6-week onboarding journeys where nothing happens except a welcome email and a calendar link.
We move fast, we tell the truth, and we treat your business like it’s ours.
You’ll never chase us. You’ll never wonder what’s going on.
You’ll never get that sick feeling that your agency’s just winging it. Because we don’t play that game.
We audit. We execute. We show receipts.
Every person on the team is trained to think like an owner, not a service provider.
We don’t wait to be told what to do we bring the strategy, we bring the plan, and then we make it happen.
That’s the difference. We’re here to grow your business.
And if we’re not the best you’ve worked with, we’re not done yet.
Hmmm. What do I actually need in marketing?
There is one thing for certain, You don’t need everything. You need what works. (duh)
But here is a way to find that one thing out.
Most businesses aren’t missing 10 things. They’re missing one thing, done properly.
Might be a decent offer. Might be ads that actually speak to humans.
Might be a site that doesn’t look like it was built in 2014.
What you don’t need is another agency stacking services on top of chaos and calling it a “strategy.”
You need a clean funnel system. A reason to buy. A way to get attention, then convert it into money.
That’s it. The rest?
Window dressing.
If that sounds like what you actually want, we’ll show you how we do it. In-fact, our AI can should you how to do it. It's been trained on our strategies, and after it asks you a few, key questions, it will let you know the next steps.
Try it out now.
Otherwise, enjoy your “brand awareness” campaign.
What’s one thing I can do to sell right now?
Follow up. Properly. Relentlessly. Like your entire bloodline depends on it.
Over 80% of brands are sitting on leads, carts, DMs, and half-interested customers and doing absolutely nothing about it.
People rarely buy the first time.
They get distracted.
They second-guess.
Their cat throws up on the carpet.
If you're not chasing them, someone else will.
Automate it. Personalise it. SMS, email, DM
I don’t care how you do it, just don’t go silent.
You will be in front of 80% of the competition instantly.
Want help setting that up properly?
Give it a go on our new growth investigator.
We’ll tell you exactly where your gaps are and what to do next.
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