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turn your store into a money-printing machine.
You’ve got a solid product.
We’ve got a system that turns browsers into buyers, and one-time buyers into lifetime fans.
Drop your email and we will send you our secret sauce
UPDATED: Monday, June 23 2025
Our Specialty*
FOR PRODUCT-SALES BASED STORE OWNERS
ECOM
We’ve scaled eCom brands in consumables, tech, furniture, automotive, luxury goods and every time it starts the same:
We audit.
We fix what’s broken, or boost whats performing.
We build an ad engine and site flow that sells.
Then we scale with constant touch points, AI, and paid traffic*
*including but not limited to:
Conversion-optimised landing pages
Retargeting ad flows
PMax shopping campaigns
UGC video + photo creative
Product launch pipelines
Email sequences that aren’t boring as hell
UPDATED: Monday, June 23 2025
A MESSAGE FOR YOU.
You're running a store.
You’ve put in the hours. Built the product. Shipped the orders.
And yet… it’s getting harder.
Sales are spiky. Ads aren’t hitting. Emails feel like yelling into the void.
You’re tweaking product pages like it’s a Sims game.
Your shipping plugin broke. Again.
And you’re sitting there, wondering if you should learn SEO, edit your own TikToks, or just go full monk mode and disappear to Bali.
Meanwhile, Amazon is eating the world alive.
Big brands can outspend you. Cheap knockoffs undercut you.
You’re stuck trying to win a war with a butter knife.
And somewhere along the way, someone told you not to share your process.
That the secret sauce is sacred.
Nah.
You don’t win by hiding your sauce. You win by making people crave it.
You can’t out-Amazon Amazon.
But you can out-story them.
You can out-experience them.
You can out-human them.
You win by building a brand they can’t ignore.
That’s what we help you do.
Because your store isn’t about some random dropshipped cheap crap.
It’s about the feeling behind them.
The brand behind them.
The engine that turns random scrolls into loyal repeat buyers.
Most people don’t have a product problem.
They have a conversion problem.
An ad problem.
A “my emails look like my dad wrote them in Outlook 2009” problem.
Here’s the good news:
You don’t need a million tools.
You don’t need a 400-tab Notion doc.
You don’t even need to go viral.
You need a system.
A fast, ruthless, AI-backed, CRO-tuned, ad-fed, email-supported system that works in the background while you finally take a breath.
Maybe even a holiday.
Margs and mojitos are calling.
So what now?
You can keep tinkering. Keep “optimising.”
Or you can let us plug in the engine that sells while you sleep.
We're not here to be your guru. We’re here to scale what you already built.
So, here’s your choice:
Keep doing what you're doing, expecting a different result.
Or plug into a system that actually sells.
👇 Read below for a case study on how we took one brand from slow trickles to consistent 5-figure weeks.
Your move.
GROW DOMESTICALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY.
22X YOUR BRAND*
*we've scaled clients LIKE THIS BEFORE, 22X'D THEIR MRR
With no guesswork, everything we do is laser-focused on profit so your revenue scales at home and abroad.
We work shoulder-to-shoulder with you, keep every line item transparent and treat your business like it’s our own baby.
Our BRAND NEW AI Growth Inspector just dropped, and for the rest of June its FREE for you to use.
The AI provides a 5-step guide, tailored directly for your business. Trained on all of our strategies at The Cultivator, and takes only 3 minutes.
We use AI with every single one of our clients, to stay ahead of competition and have record-fast turnaround times.
WE GET ASKED THESE... FREQUENTLY.
What even is The Cultivator?
A marketing agency... I hope you know that by now. We grow ecom stores, service businesses, and content brands.
Do you offer Facebook Ads? Google Ads? Email? Websites?
Yes. But not like your cousin’s VA does it. We handle everything from full-funnel strategy and creative to technical setups, tracking, automations, and sales systems. We build a machine around your brand.
Why are you different?
We actually give a sh*t. That’s the short version.
The longer version?
Most agencies are built to look good on Zoom calls.
We’re built to win.
No guessing.
No 6-week onboarding journeys where nothing happens except a welcome email and a calendar link.
We move fast, we tell the truth, and we treat your business like it’s ours.
You’ll never chase us. You’ll never wonder what’s going on.
You’ll never get that sick feeling that your agency’s just winging it. Because we don’t play that game.
We audit. We execute. We show receipts.
Every person on the team is trained to think like an owner, not a service provider.
We don’t wait to be told what to do we bring the strategy, we bring the plan, and then we make it happen.
That’s the difference. We’re here to grow your business.
And if we’re not the best you’ve worked with, we’re not done yet.
Hmmm. What do I actually need in marketing?
There is one thing for certain, You don’t need everything. You need what works. (duh)
But here is a way to find that one thing out.
Most businesses aren’t missing 10 things. They’re missing one thing, done properly.
Might be a decent offer. Might be ads that actually speak to humans.
Might be a site that doesn’t look like it was built in 2014.
What you don’t need is another agency stacking services on top of chaos and calling it a “strategy.”
You need a clean funnel system. A reason to buy. A way to get attention, then convert it into money.
That’s it. The rest?
Window dressing.
If that sounds like what you actually want, we’ll show you how we do it. In-fact, our AI can should you how to do it. It's been trained on our strategies, and after it asks you a few, key questions, it will let you know the next steps.
Try it out now.
Otherwise, enjoy your “brand awareness” campaign.
What’s one thing I can do to sell right now?
Follow up. Properly. Relentlessly. Like your entire bloodline depends on it.
Over 80% of brands are sitting on leads, carts, DMs, and half-interested customers and doing absolutely nothing about it.
People rarely buy the first time.
They get distracted.
They second-guess.
Their cat throws up on the carpet.
If you're not chasing them, someone else will.
Automate it. Personalise it. SMS, email, DM
I don’t care how you do it, just don’t go silent.
You will be in front of 80% of the competition instantly.
Want help setting that up properly?
Give it a go on our new growth investigator.
We’ll tell you exactly where your gaps are and what to do next.
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