Call us Kendrik Lamar, because other agencies?
They're not like us.
We’re a fast-moving, punch-above-our-weight growth machine. We care about performance, creativity, culture blah blah blah
Most of all we care about our team.
Drop your email and we will send you our secret sauce
We’re The Cultivator. We’re lean. We’re weird somtimes, in a good way. And we’re obsessed with two things:
Making brands scale like mad
Making sure we don’t burn out doing it
We're probably a good fit if:
You get frustrated when things move slow
You take feedback without ego
You’re addicted to improving your craft
You’re self-managed but team-driven
You want to be part of something that actually grows
A marketing agency... I hope you know that by now. We grow ecom stores, service businesses, and content brands.
Yes. But not like your cousin’s VA does it. We handle everything from full-funnel strategy and creative to technical setups, tracking, automations, and sales systems. We build a machine around your brand.
We actually give a sh*t. That’s the short version.
The longer version?
Most agencies are built to look good on Zoom calls.
We’re built to win.
No guessing.
No 6-week onboarding journeys where nothing happens except a welcome email and a calendar link.
We move fast, we tell the truth, and we treat your business like it’s ours.
You’ll never chase us. You’ll never wonder what’s going on.
You’ll never get that sick feeling that your agency’s just winging it. Because we don’t play that game.
We audit. We execute. We show receipts.
Every person on the team is trained to think like an owner, not a service provider.
We don’t wait to be told what to do we bring the strategy, we bring the plan, and then we make it happen.
That’s the difference. We’re here to grow your business.
And if we’re not the best you’ve worked with, we’re not done yet.
There is one thing for certain, You don’t need everything. You need what works. (duh)
But here is a way to find that one thing out.
Most businesses aren’t missing 10 things. They’re missing one thing, done properly.
Might be a decent offer. Might be ads that actually speak to humans.
Might be a site that doesn’t look like it was built in 2014.
What you don’t need is another agency stacking services on top of chaos and calling it a “strategy.”
You need a clean funnel system. A reason to buy. A way to get attention, then convert it into money.
That’s it. The rest?
Window dressing.
If that sounds like what you actually want, we’ll show you how we do it. In-fact, our AI can should you how to do it. It's been trained on our strategies, and after it asks you a few, key questions, it will let you know the next steps.
Try it out now.
Otherwise, enjoy your “brand awareness” campaign.
Follow up. Properly. Relentlessly. Like your entire bloodline depends on it.
Over 80% of brands are sitting on leads, carts, DMs, and half-interested customers and doing absolutely nothing about it.
People rarely buy the first time.
They get distracted.
They second-guess.
Their cat throws up on the carpet.
If you're not chasing them, someone else will.
Automate it. Personalise it. SMS, email, DM
I don’t care how you do it, just don’t go silent.
You will be in front of 80% of the competition instantly.
Want help setting that up properly?
Give it a go on our new growth investigator.
We’ll tell you exactly where your gaps are and what to do next.
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